A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.-Josh Billings     Pets are humanizing. They remind us we have an obligation and responsibility to preserve and nurture and care for all life.-James Cromwell     An animal’s eyes have the power to speak a great language.-Martin Buber       Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.-Roger Caras     Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.-Kinky Friedman     Until one has loved an animal a part of one’s soul remains unawakened. – Anatole France    …

“No matter what a woman looks like, if she’s confident, she’s sexy.” – Paris Hilton     “Sometimes girls are just born with glitter in their veins.” – Paris Hilton     “Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.” – Paris Hilton     “You don’t have to be an heiress to look like one, if you act like one then everyone will presume you are one.” – Paris Hilton     “The best accessories a girl can have are her closest friends.” – Paris Hilton…

“Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.” ― P. J. O’Rourke     “No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.” ― P.J. O’Rourke       “Everybody wants to save the Earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.” ― P.J. O’Rourke     “You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they’re going.”…