“Patience is a conquering virtue.” ― Geoffrey Chaucer     “The lyf so short, the craft so long to lerne.” ― Geoffrey Chaucer     “What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing.” ― Geoffrey Chaucer     “people can die of mere imagination” ― Geoffrey Chaucer     “If gold rusts, what then can iron do?” ― Geoffrey Chaucer     “Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained” ― Geoffrey Chaucer     “the greatest scholars are not usually the wisest people” ― Geoffrey Chaucer     “No empty handed man can lure a bird” ― Geoffrey Chaucer     “The life so brief, the…

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” – George Carlin       “Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.” – George Carlin       “Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.” – George Carlin       “Conservatives say if you don’t give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they’ve lost all incentive because we’ve given them too much money.” – George Carlin     “Electricity is really just organized lightning.” – George Carlin       “May the forces of evil become confused on the way…

“Don’t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.” ― Erma Bombeck     “My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?” ― Erma Bombeck       “When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, ‘I used everything you gave me.” ― Erma Bombeck     “Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.” ― Erma Bombeck…