“No matter what a woman looks like, if she’s confident, she’s sexy.” – Paris Hilton     “Sometimes girls are just born with glitter in their veins.” – Paris Hilton     “Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.” – Paris Hilton     “You don’t have to be an heiress to look like one, if you act like one then everyone will presume you are one.” – Paris Hilton     “The best accessories a girl can have are her closest friends.” – Paris Hilton…

“Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.” ― P. J. O’Rourke     “No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.” ― P.J. O’Rourke       “Everybody wants to save the Earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.” ― P.J. O’Rourke     “You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they’re going.”…

“Each of us, when our day’s work is done, must seek our ideal, whether it be love or pinochle or lobster à la Newburg, or the sweet silence of the musty bookshelves.” ― O. Henry     “No friendship is an accident. ” ― O. Henry     “Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.” ― O. Henry     “All of us have to be prevaricators, hypocrites, and liars every day of our lives; otherwise the social structure would fall into pieces the first day. We must act in one another’s presence just as we must wear clothes. It is for the best” ―…