“A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.”-Joan Rivers   “I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.”-Joan Rivers   “It’s been so long since I made love I can’t even remember who gets tied up.”-Joan Rivers   “I am not into exercise. If God wanted me to bend over he would put diamonds on the floor”-Joan Rivers     “I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can’t make it through one door, I’ll go through another door — or…

“Let nothing perturb you, nothing frighten you. All things pass. God does not change. Patience achieves everything.” ― Saint Teresa of Avila   “May today there be peace within.   May you trust God that you are exactly where you are meant to be.   May you not forget the infinite possibilities that are born of faith.   May you use those gifts that you have received, and pass on the love that has been given to you.   May you be content knowing you are a child of God.   Let this presence settle into your bones, and allow your soul the freedom to sing, dance, praise and love.…

“Have no fear of perfection – you’ll never reach it.”― Salvador Dali   “I don’t do drugs. I am drugs.”― Salvador Dali   “At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since.”― Salvador Dali   “Every morning when I wake up, I experience an exquisite joy —the joy of being Salvador Dalí— and I ask myself in rapture: What wonderful things is this Salvador Dalí going to accomplish today?”― Salvador Dalí   “A true artist is not one who is inspired, but one who inspires others.”― Salvador Dali   “What is important…