“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” – George Carlin       “Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.” – George Carlin       “Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.” – George Carlin       “Conservatives say if you don’t give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they’ve lost all incentive because we’ve given them too much money.” – George Carlin     “Electricity is really just organized lightning.” – George Carlin       “May the forces of evil become confused on the way…

“Don’t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.” ― Erma Bombeck     “My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?” ― Erma Bombeck       “When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, ‘I used everything you gave me.” ― Erma Bombeck     “Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.” ― Erma Bombeck…

“You never really learn much from hearing yourself speak.” -George Clooney “Directing is really exciting. In the end, it’s more fun to be the painter than the paint.” -George Clooney “I enjoy going on motorcycle trips and stopping in small towns and enjoying drinks with the locals.” -George Clooney “I think people in Italy live their lives better than we do. It’s an older country, and they’ve learned to celebrate dinner and lunch, whereas we sort of eat as quickly as we can to get through it.” -George Clooney “In doing the screenplay for ‘Good Night, and Good Luck,’ the most important thing for me was to constantly go back…