“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” ― Groucho Marx     “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” ― Groucho Marx     “When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.” ― Groucho Marx     “From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”…

“I like to pay taxes. With them, I buy civilization.” ― Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.     “The young man knows the rules but the old man knows the exceptions.” ― Oliver Wendell Holmes     “Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.” ― Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.       “The great thing in this world is not so much where we are, but in what direction we are going.” ― Oliver Wendall Holmes Jr.     “The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract.” ― Oliver Wendell Holmes…

“Turn your wounds into wisdom.” ― Oprah Winfrey       “You can have it all. Just not all at once.” ― Oprah Winfrey     “Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don’t have, you will never, ever have enough” ― Oprah Winfrey       “True forgiveness is when you can say, “Thank you for that experience.” ― Oprah Winfrey       “Everyone wants to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” ― Oprah Winfrey     “The biggest adventure…