“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.” ― Dave Barry     “It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.” ― Dave Barry     “Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.” ― Dave Barry     “If you had to identify, in one…

“Do not be afraid; our fate Cannot be taken from us; it is a gift.” ― Dante Alighieri     “My course is set for an uncharted sea.” ― Dante Alighieri     “The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.” ― Dante Alighieri     “There is no greater sorrow Than to recall a happy time When miserable.” ― Dante Alighieri     “The path to paradise begins in hell.” ― Dante Alighieri     “In that book which is my memory, On the first page of the chapter that is the day when I first met you,…

“No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone… you answer it.” – Dave Chappelle     “Constantly take inventory of what’s important to you.” – Dave Chappelle     “You got to be careful of the company you keep.” – Dave Chappelle     “If you don’t have the right people around you and you’re moving at a million miles an hour, you can lose yourself.” – Dave Chappelle     “I’m famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can’t count on it.” – Dave Chappelle     “After a while, a joke, if you say it too…