“I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I’m upside down.” Author: Hedberg Quotes Category: Funny Quotes American Comedian Quotes “You can’t please all the people all the time, and last night all those people were at my show.” -Hedberg     “My friend was walking down the street and he said, I hear music. As if there is any other way of taking it in. I tried to taste it, but it did not work.” -Hedberg       “I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.” -Hedberg     “I like vending machines, because snacks are…

It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.-Jiddu Krishnamurti     When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost.-Billy Graham     Good health is not something we can buy. However, it can be an extremely valuable savings account.-Anne Wilson Schaef   There’s nothing more important than our good health – that’s our principal capital asset.-Arlen Specter     A healthy outside starts from the inside.-Robert Urich   Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together. – Thomas Dekker     He who has health, has…

An effort made for the happiness of others lifts above ourselves.-Lydia M. Child     The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts: therefore, guard accordingly, and take care that you entertain no notions unsuitable to virtue and reasonable nature.-Marcus Aurelius     It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness.-Charles Spurgeon   There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved.-George Sand     Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life.-Omar Khayyam   Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. – Mahatma…