The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. -Henry Youngman     This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he’s Frank and in Chicago he’s Ernest. -Henry Youngman       You look like a talent scout for a cemetery. -Henry Youngman       Those two are a fastidious couple. She’s fast and he’s hideous. -Henry Youngman       While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. -Henry Youngman       How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put ‘page 2.’ -Henry Youngman         I’ve been in…

“Education is preeminently a matter of quality, not amount” -Henry Ford       “Any man can learn anything he will, but no man can teach except to those who want to learn.” -Henry Ford       “The short successes that can be gained in a brief time and without difficulty, are not worth much.” -Henry Ford       “Nothing can be made except by makers, nothing can be managed except by managers. Money cannot make anything and money cannot manage anything.” -Henry Ford       “We are entering an era when we shall create resources which shall be so constantly renewed that the only loss will…

“No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it’s not the same river and he’s not the same man.” ― Heraclitus       “Time is a game played beautifully by children.” ― Heraclitus       “The Only Thing That Is Constant Is Change -” ― Heraclitus       “Even a soul submerged in sleep is hard at work and helps make something of the world.” ― Heraclitus       “The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your…