Car Quotes

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.-George Best

 

 

The cars we drive say a lot about us.-Alexandra Paul

 

 

It’s like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.-E. L. Doctorow

 

 

There’s three things men always talk about – women, sports, and cars.-Mario Lopez

 

 

We aren’t addicted to oil, but our cars are.-James Woolsey

 

 

 

It’s a never ending battle of making your cars better and also trying to be better yourself. – Dale Earnhardt

 

 

 

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.-Dudley Moore

 

 

Fast cars are my only vice.-Michael Bay

 

 

Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don’t care about other stuff.-Louis C. K.

 

 

Self-driving cars are the natural extension of active safety and obviously something we should do.-Elon Musk

 

 

 

I love vintage cars because you can do so much more to them.-T-Pain

 

 

Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.-E. B. White

 

 

The automobile engine will come, and then I will consider my life’s work complete.-Rudolf Diesel

 

 

I don’t buy fur coats or jewelry. I have old cars.-Peta Wilson

 

 

In the history of the world, no one has ever washed a rented car.-Lawrence Summers

 

 

Electric cars aren’t pollution-free; they have to get their energy from somewhere. – Alexandra Paul

 

 

 

Driving race cars was an avenue for me to learn how to build my own car, and that was my ambition all along.-Carroll Shelby

 

 

People spend so much time in their cars, and it’s a legal way to have fun by speeding a little bit or testing yourself a little bit, and you get to invest in your car. For some people, it becomes their baby.-Jordana Brewster

 

 

But my passion is racing cars. It’s what I like to do in my off time.-Mark-Paul Gosselaar

 

 

 

I don’t run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this extremely tender environmentalist conscience, but the fact is I hate driving.-David Attenborough

 

 

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.-Jeff Foxworthy

 

 

I admit to wasting my life messing around with fast cars and motorcycles.-Brock Yates

 

 

I love everything from old-school cars to whatever the latest muscle or luxury vehicles are.-Ludacris

 

 

Here comes 40. I’m feeling my age and I’ve ordered the Ferrari. I’m going to get the whole mid-life crisis package.-Keanu Reeves

 

 

I wish people would spend their money on hybrid cars.-Ryan Tedder

 

 

 

A car for every purse and purpose. – Alfred P. Sloan

 

 

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG.-Bill Gates

 

 

 

People are so bad at driving cars that computers don’t have to be that good to be much better. Any time you stand in line at the D.M.V. and look around, you’re like, Oh, my God, I wish all these people were replaced by computer drivers.-Marc Andreessen

 

 

 

You’re safer in the race car than you are in cars going to and from the track.-Mario Andretti

 

 

I love fast cars… and to go too fast in them.-Lara Flynn Boyle

 

See, what you’re meant to do when you have a mid-life crisis is buy a fast car, aren’t you? Well, I’ve always had fast cars. It’s not that. It’s the fear that you’re past your best. It’s the fear that the stuff you’ve done in the past is your best work.-Robbie Coltrane

 

 

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.-E. Joseph Cossman

 

 

No illusion is more crucial than the illusion that great success and huge money buy you immunity from the common ills of mankind, such as cars that won’t start.-Larry McMurtry

 

 

Tesla is here to stay and keep fighting for the electric car revolution.-Elon Musk

 

 

When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible – cowards and fools.-Russell Baker

 

 

I was quiet, a loner. I was one of those children where, if you put me in a room and gave me some crayons and a pencils, you wouldn’t hear from me for nine straight hours. And I was always drawing racing cars and rockets and spaceships and planes, things that were very fast that would take me away.-Gary Oldman

 

 

I love driving cars, looking at them, cleaning and washing and shining them. I clean ’em inside and outside. I’m very touchy about cars. I don’t want anybody leaning on them or closing the door too hard, know what I mean?-Scott Baio

 

But to personally satisfy my own adrenalin needs, I’ve been racing cars a little bit, which has been fun. – Picabo Street

 

 

I’ve always been attracted to cars, and driving is a completely measurable experience: if you qualify last on the grid, you’re the slowest, and if you qualify first on the grid, you’re the fastest. So no one can say you’re slow if you’re fast and no one can say you’re fast if you’re slow.-Eric Bana

 

 

I don’t like new cars; I’m into vintage cars – there’s a Jaguar E-Type in the ‘Goldie’ video.-ASAP Rocky

 

 

I would never kill a living thing, although I probably have inadvertently while driving automobiles.-Captain Beefheart

 

 

Germans make nice cars.-Jason Behr

 

 

Your car should drive itself. It’s amazing to me that we let humans drive cars… It’s a bug that cars were invented before computers.-Eric Schmidt

 

 

Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.-Erma Bombeck

 

 

It’s not just the kid who’s spent every penny from his job to upgrade his car to tell the world he cares about sports cars, it’s also the person driving around in a fuel-conscious hybrid electric car, because it’s more a message to the world than an effective means of saving fuel, to be quite honest.-Richard Hammond

 

 

The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man.-Marshall McLuhan

 

 

I would have probably stolen cars – it would have given me the same adrenaline rush as racing.-Valentino Rossi

 

 

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car’s headlights and tell you exactly which way it’s coming. – Mitch Hedberg

 

 

My opinion is it’s a bridge too far to go to fully autonomous cars.-Elon Musk

 

 

 

I always do like seeing other people dance in their cars. It’s one of the things that makes me happy.-Ariel Gore

 

 

 

No action hero is more closely associated with cars than James Bond.-Richard Hammond

 

 

My dad was very successful running midgets in Texas. Then, his two drivers ran into some bad luck. People started saying that Daddy had lost his touch. That it was the cars and not the drivers. I wanted to race just to prove all those people wrong.-A. J. Foyt

 

 

Societies need rules that make no sense for individuals. For example, it makes no difference whether a single car drives on the left or on the right. But it makes all the difference when there are many cars!-Marvin Minsky

 

 

To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.’-Rita Rudner

 

 

When you are fitted in a racing car and you race to win, second or third place is not enough.-Ayrton Senna

 

 

I am a big car enthusiast. I totally understand guys like Jay Leno who have a thousand cars. But asking me my favorite car would be like asking my favorite song or favorite food – it changes everyday.-Casey James

 

 

The only big things I’ve purchased are my dad’s heart valve and a Rolls-Royce for my parents, for their anniversary. And that was only because my dad had a Lady Gaga license plate on our old car and it was making me crazy because he was getting followed everywhere, so I bought him a new car.-Lady Gaga

 

 

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry

 

 

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I’m gone.-Steven Wright

 

 

I just feel rejuvenated in such a big way because of these race cars I get to drive.-Jeff Gordon

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