Dating Quotes

I love a man with a great sense of humor and who is intelligent – a man who has a great smile. He has to make me laugh. I like a man who is very ambitious and driven and who has a good heart and makes me feel safe. I like a man who is very strong and independent and confident – that is very sexy – but at the same time, he’s very kind to people.-Nicole Scherzinger

 

 

There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend.-Jack Nicholson

 

 

 

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.-Tim Allen

 

 

I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.-Mitch Hedberg

 

 

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.-Joey Adams

 

 

Relationships in general make people a bit nervous. It’s about trust. Do I trust you enough to go there? – Neil LaBute

 

 

I like the bad-boy types. Generally the guy I’m attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish. He’s usually the lead singer in a punk band and plays guitar. But my serious boyfriends are relatively clean-cut, nice guys. So it’s strange.-Megan Fox

 

 

I always play women I would date.-Angelina Jolie

 

 

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time.-Maya Angelou

 

 

A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted.-Billie Holiday

 

 

Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.-William Shakespeare

 

 

If there hadn’t been women we’d still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.-Orson Welles

 

I don’t date my girlfriend because she’s a model. I date her because I love her.-Adam Levine

 

 

Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.-Natalie Portman

 

 

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.-Honore de Balzac

 

 

 

A simple compliment goes a really long way – for a guy to just come over and say, ‘You have great hair’ or ‘I really like your dress,’ and then just smile and walk away. That’s a great move, because he’s sort of putting himself out there by doing that, but it won’t lead to any embarrassment if the girl isn’t interested.-Stacy Keibler

 

 

However successful you are, there is no substitute for a close relationship. We all need them. – Francesca Annis

 

 

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.-Mae West

 

 

I’ve given up looking for a boyfriend. That’s not to say I won’t be interested if the right guy comes along. But I’m not in a hurry.-Emily VanCamp

 

 

It’s weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.-Carrot Top

 

 

 

I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I’d get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I’ve since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.-Matthew Perry

 

 

I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all.-Anna Kournikova

 

 

I prefer ordinary girls – you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most of the girls I go out with are just good friends. Just because I go out to the cinema with a girl, it doesn’t mean we are dating.-Leonardo DiCaprio

 

 

 

You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. I’m older and wiser and I think I’d make a great girlfriend. I live in the realm of romantic possibility.-Stevie Nicks

 

 

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others.-Wayne Dyer

 

 

People could rationally decide that prolonged relationships take up too much time and effort and that they’d much rather do other kinds of things. But most people are afraid of rejection.-Albert Ellis

 

 

To find a prince, you gotta kiss some toads. – Foxy Brown

 

 

Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion.-Kim Cattrall

 

Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.-William Congreve

 

 

In my dreams, I could be a Princess, and that’s what I was. Like most little girls, I believed nothing less than a Prince could make my dreams come true.-Loretta Young

 

 

Kissing someone is pretty intimate, actually very intimate, and your heart always kind of skips a beat before you do that.-Keanu Reeves

 

 

 

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.-Scott Adams

 

 

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.-Jim Bishop

 

 

 

If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death.-Ben Kingsley

 

 

I’m not the girl who always has a boyfriend. I’m the girl who rarely has a boyfriend.-Taylor Swift

 

 

If you don’t have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don’t go looking for someone. When it’s right, they’ll come to you.-Carmen Electra

 

 

No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along. – Joyce Brothers

 

 

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that’s why I don’t have a boyfriend.-Lucy Liu

 

 

My perfect guy wears converse, is totally laid back, and doesn’t worry about being cool.-Selena Gomez

 

 

I’m dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.-Garry Shandling

 

 

I dated a lot, but I never really had anyone who was worthy of an anniversary. And most girlfriends never made it to a year, anyway.-Wale

 

 

Wine comes in at the mouth And love comes in at the eye; That’s all we shall know for truth Before we grow old and die.-William Butler Yeats

 

 

I’m not very experienced with boys or the whole dating thingy.-Vanessa Hudgens

 

 

It is an extra dividend when you like the girl you’ve fallen in love with.-Clark Gable

 

 

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.-Joe Rogan

 

 

A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.-Samuel Goldwyn

 

 

I’m currently single, so I want to have fun! As for what guys need to do to date out of their league, it’s all about the swagger. If you have confidence, you can get pretty much any girl.-Krysten Ritter

 

 

Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That’s who I’m dating. – Ben Affleck

 

 

 

Whenever I date a guy, I think, ‘Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?’-Rita Rudner

 

 

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.-Helen Rowland

 

 

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.-Jay London

 

 

If you cry over a guy, then your friends can’t date him. It can’t even be considered.-Taylor Swift

 

 

 

I’ve never been Romeo who meets a girl and falls for her immediately. It’s been a much slower process for me each time I’ve gone into a relationship.-Leonardo DiCaprio

 

 

 

I’ve dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage.-Lara Flynn Boyle

 

 

Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye.-Thomas Fuller

 

 

I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it. If I date somebody and it doesn’t work out, it’s another nightmare for me.-John Mayer

 

 

I’ve been dating since I was fifteen. I’m exhausted. Where is he?-Kristin Davis

 

 

Last year my boyfriend gave me a painting – a very personal one. I really prefer personal gifts or ones made by someone for me. Except diamonds. That’s the exception to the rule.-Minnie Driver

 

 

Things were a lot simpler in Detroit. I didn’t care about anything but boyfriends. – Madonna Ciccone

 

I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.-Pink

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