- “No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor. ”― Betty Friedan
- Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.― Marcelene Cox
- Housekeeping ain’t no joke.― Louisa May Alcott
- “And this mess is so big
And so deep and so tall,
We cannot pick it up.
There is no way at all!”
― Dr. Seuss, The Cat in the Hat - “Housework can kill you if done right.”― Erma Bombeck
- “My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.”― Bette Midler
- “I’m not going to vacuum ’til Sears makes one you can ride on.”― Roseanne Barr
- “Things were a little untidy, but what did that matter? It was possible to become the slave of things; possible to miss life in preparation for living.”
― Elizabeth von Arnim - “I think homes that are too tidy, neat and sparse look like nothing interesting is going on.”― Shelley Malec Vitale
- There are practical little things in housekeeping which no man really understands.― Eleanor Roosevelt