- “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”― Albert Einstein
- “The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”― Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey
- “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt
- “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”― Robert A. Heinlein
- “I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”― Woody Allen
- “The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”― Douglas Adams - “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”― Terry Pratchett, Diggers
- “Remember, we’re madly in love, so it’s all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.”― Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games
- “Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you’ll die of a misprint.”― Markus Herz
- “Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.”― Lemony Snicket
- “All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.”― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
- “Never memorize something that you can look up.”― Albert Einstein
- “When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.”― Albert Einstein
- “Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very;’ your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.”― Mark Twain
- “I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.”― Jane Austen, Jane Austen’s Letters
- “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”― George Carlin
