Marriage Quotes

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.-Prince Philip



Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.-Franz Schubert



To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up.-Ogden Nash




A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.-Mignon McLaughlin



Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.-John Lyly



A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. – Michel de Montaigne



The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.-Henny Youngman



When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.-Sacha Guitry



The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for companionship.-Jackie Kennedy



Don’t marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can’t live without.-James Dobson



My wife is my soul mate. I can’t imagine being without her.-Matt Damon



By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.-Socrates



It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.-Friedrich Nietzsche



A good husband makes a good wife.-John Florio



There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded.-Princess Diana


There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.-Homer



A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. – Andre Maurois



Marriage is not about age; it’s about finding the right person.-Sophia Bush



A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.-Zsa Zsa Gabor


It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.-Jane Austen



I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.-Rita Rudner



Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.-Martin Luther



Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.-Sydney Smith



In a happy marriage it is the wife who provides the climate, the husband the landscape.-Gerald Brenan



Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?-Groucho Marx



I married beneath me, all women do.-Nancy Astor



Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. – Ambrose Bierce



Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.-Michel de Montaigne



Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.-Billy Connolly



There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again.-Clint Eastwood



For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.-Catherine Zeta-Jones



Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.-Erma Bombeck


Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.-Ambrose Bierce



The secret to a happy marriage is if you can be at peace with someone within four walls, if you are content because the one you love is near to you, either upstairs or downstairs, or in the same room, and you feel that warmth that you don’t find very often, then that is what love is all about.-Bruce Forsyth


Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.-Benjamin Franklin



Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.-St. Jerome


Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love. – Ellen Key



Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.-Lewis Grizzard



Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.-Joyce Brothers



An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.-Booth Tarkington



My husband and I are best of friends first and foremost. We fight like cats and dogs, but never stay mad for long. I was lucky to find him, he is in every way, my soulmate.-Carnie Wilson



Marriage – a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.-Beverley Nichols



Every good relationship, especially marriage, is based on respect. If it’s not based on respect, nothing that appears to be good will last very long.-Amy Grant



Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too.-H. L. Mencken



If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.-Katharine Hepburn




A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.-John Steinbeck



Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson



All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.-Red Skelton



I’d marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he’d be dead within a year.-Bette Davis



I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it.-Lyndon B. Johnson



One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.-Oscar Wilde



There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.-Oscar Wilde



A so-called happy marriage corresponds to love as a correct poem to an improvised song.-Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel




Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.-Abraham Lincoln



Husbands are like fires – they go out when they’re left unattended.-Cher



When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.-Warren Farrell



One was never married, and that’s his hell; another is, and that’s his plague. – Robert Burton

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