Michael Sorrentino Quotes

Sometimes in people’s lives, when bad stuff happens, their dreams just die, and they end up settling. I guess that’s their decision, maybe, because they didn’t believe in their dreams or forgot their dreams. My dreams never died.-Michael Sorrentino




The way you see me on ‘Jersey’ is a snapshot, and you can’t judge from a snapshot.-Michael Sorrentino



It’s very hard for me to write back to some of the fan mail, so one of the things I wanted to do was reach out through a book.-Michael Sorrentino



My license plate I did get registered, and it is S-I-T-C-H… so that’s pretty cool.-Michael Sorrentino



When you look at my astonishing physique you probably think to yourself, This kid must eat nothing but molten steel. That’s a common misconception.-Michael Sorrentino



If you don’t go the gym, you don’t look good. If you don’t tan, you’re pale. If you don’t do laundry, you don’t got no clothes.-Michael Sorrentino




My abs are so ripped up they’re called ‘The Situation.’-Michael Sorrentino



I’m limitless. Glass is always half full.-Michael Sorrentino



I’ve been in love. I believe in destiny and true love.-Michael Sorrentino



When you see The Situation in person, it can startle some people.-Michael Sorrentino



I felt very accomplished staying busy in prison.-Michael Sorrentino



I used to be a fitness model.-Michael Sorrentino



Miami has beautiful women, beaches and weather.-Michael Sorrentino



I love being an entertainer. It’s almost been a lifelong journey to find out what I wanted to do.-Michael Sorrentino



When you realize that your freedom is being taken away from you, you’re like, ‘You know what, I’m not going to get good food in prison, so I’m going to order McDonald’s, Wendy’s, Chick-fil-A.’ We’re turning up and living our best life, and I did that.-Michael Sorrentino



I do like Drake’s ‘Forever.’-Michael Sorrentino



Some days I’m Uncle Situation, other days I’m Dr. Situation, I’m Chef Situation.-Michael Sorrentino



In the beginning of my career, everybody knew it, it was no secret that I loved the spotlight. I basked in it. And then all of a sudden, I turned into this person who was reclusive, or hiding.-Michael Sorrentino



I was practicing intermittent fasting while I was in prison. My window of intermittent fasting was between 16 and 17 hours on the weekdays, and 18 and 19 hours on the weekends.-Michael Sorrentino



I love to help others that are suffering from the disease of addiction, and I’m just very, very passionate about that.-Michael Sorrentino



This disease of addiction has touched not just me but millions of Americans out there. Me being in the spotlight, I want to tell my story because there are a lot of misconceptions. I want to let people out there know that there’s hope.-Michael Sorrentino



I like Armani Exchange, Guess, Rock and Republic. There’s a lot of places. I’m not too picky. I like to be trendy, and I like to look good.-Michael Sorrentino



You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say to somebody that looks like Rambo, pretty much, with his shirt off.-Michael Sorrentino



The must haves at a Super Bowl party are women, music and some chips and dips.-Michael Sorrentino



In the beginning of ‘Jersey Shore,’ for sure, that was the real Mike. That’s the Mike that I know, that’s the Mike I love. And that’s the Mike I strive to be every day.-Michael Sorrentino



I work very hard on my body, and I’m not just known for my six-pack or my body. I also believe that I have pretty good camera presence.-Michael Sorrentino



Losing is not an option for me.-Michael Sorrentino



That hater-juice is best served cold.-Michael Sorrentino



I can play many roles, a guy who takes on a challenge on very short notice with potentially damaging results, if I make the wrong move… I shoot for the stars. If I get the moon, I’m OK with that.-Michael Sorrentino



You sort of take your freedom for granted sometimes.-Michael Sorrentino



I will eat a hot dog but I’m not big into hot dogs.-Michael Sorrentino



Everybody goes through their own tribulations in life.-Michael Sorrentino



If you’re looking your best, you’re going to feel your best. If you feel your best you’re going to act pretty charming and when you walk into the room, they’re going to be like damn, who is that?-Michael Sorrentino



Everybody when they’re little wants to be on billboards or on TV.-Michael Sorrentino



I’m like a pretty deep dude.-Michael Sorrentino



I’m taking the name The Situation and I’m… like, I don’t know, I’m turning it into The Corporation or something.-Michael Sorrentino



I was very proud of the ‘Jersey Shore: Family Vacation’ that was airing on TV.-Michael Sorrentino



Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, yah know, hot girls, cougars.-Michael Sorrentino



I did ‘Jersey Shore 6’ sober, and you really just concentrate on yourself and just being the best person that you can be or be better than you were the day before.-Michael Sorrentino



I was born with a mic in my hand.-Michael Sorrentino



I really believe in positive energy and positive thinking and dreams and all that type of stuff.-Michael Sorrentino



Oh my God, to be a free man, to be honest with you, it’s awesome. It’s fantastic.-Michael Sorrentino



You can see how prison could affect some of the other guys that are there for longer than a year. Because eventually, it starts to eat away at you. And if you don’t work at yourself mentally or physically or spiritually, eventually you’re going to be swallowed up by circumstance.-Michael Sorrentino


As soon as someone hears the name ‘Situation,’ they’re gonna kind of know that it’s gonna be good.-Michael Sorrentino



I understand that there’s going to be a shelf life for ‘Jersey Shore.’-Michael Sorrentino



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