“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”– A. A. Milne “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”– Abraham Lincoln “Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”– Albert Einstein “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”– Albert Einstein “All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.”– Alexander Woollcott “War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.”– Ambrose Bierce “It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads,…

“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?”– Abraham Lincoln “The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.”– Abraham Lincoln “The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.”– Al McGuire “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”– Alan Dundes “Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.”– Albert Camus “Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”– Albert Einstein “The difference between stupidity and genius is that…