Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.
I married beneath me, all women do. Nancy Astor
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. John Lyly
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry
The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for companionship. Jackie Kennedy
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. Socrates
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. Jane Austen
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner
Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night. St. Jerome
Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you’ll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples. Neil Simon
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. Catherine Zeta-Jones
Whoever, fleeing marriage and the sorrows that women cause, does not wish to wed comes to a deadly old age. Hesiod
My husband and I are best of friends first and foremost. We fight like cats and dogs, but never stay mad for long. I was lucky to find him, he is in every way, my soulmate. Carnie Wilson
Yes, I am seeking a husband. As soon as the right man asks me, I shall say, ‘It is not good for a woman to live alone.’ Anna Held
Marriage has made me a lot happier and I’m deeply in love with my wife, and I thank God for her every day. Harry Connick, Jr.
When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory. Friedrich Nietzsche
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. Katharine Hepburn
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. Winston Churchill
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted the whole day. Mickey Rooney
Marriage is a difficult project. When seven years have passed and all your body’s cells have been replaced, you’re meant to experience that seven-year itch. Yoko Ono
Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. Zsa Zsa Gabor
One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. Judith Viorst
Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands. Jean Giraudoux
In almost every marriage there is a selfish and an unselfish partner. A pattern is set up and soon becomes inflexible, of one person always making the demands and one person always giving way. Iris Murdoch
Perhaps my problem in marriage – and it is the problem of many women – was to want both intimacy and independence. It is a difficult line to walk, yet both needs are important to a marriage. Hedy Lamarr